abstunt: to abstain from an activity thereby stunting growth
assclown: I just like this one. From KD
bioblabgraphry: talking about ones’ life on a blog (alternate: bioblographry)
biocide: unsound ecological practices (I haven’t heard this, but it might already be in use)
bubblegut: The result of drinking too much beer or bad elimination habits
coopernation: What politicians see as patriotism (these days)
drome: A self-employed person who works at home (fr: drone and home)
fantmare: A fantasy that turns into a nightmare (such as coopernation)
fembrane: the largely useless membrane that denotes virginity in women
Farch: Occurs in the month of March when it feels like February (Weedy’s word)
frage: fear followed by rage
frice: The price of friendship
friceless: Often mistaken for a typo (KD) meaning “without frice.”
sleaky: Slick and sneaky behavior; a charming sneaky person
tofood: Anything vegan trying to act like another non-vegan food
Undulush: Lush undulation
wisteria: transitional emotional state between wistfulness and hysteria (not to be confused with the flower)
worshop: To believe that prayers are currency to be redeemed for merchandise or other rewards
As usual, the f-words have it. Anyone else just dying to burn off a few brain cells in the pursuit of nothing? (It started with "wisteria" and I have no idea why.)
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Haha, I love the 'worshop' definition. Just about sums up a lot of people's religious motivations I think!
Yeah. I liked that one two. And "wisteria." Don't know what got into me! This was how I prepared to teach my beading class - poor students.
I thought of two that you might think were related, but aren't even close:
autobiogravy-the imbellishments added to stories you tell about yourself.
biogravy-semen.
"autobiogravy" Brilliant!
and "biogravy" semen? Yuck, but also very clever.
I really love the Mercury in Pisces-ness of this post.
(And the beadwork below is quite beautiful, lj)
Er, 'cerebrity' for a particularly articulate and intelligent famous person. Sorry cannot provide examples.
Cerebrity...I like it, though it sounds like a comedy imitation of Japanese-English! (Or Jinglish?!)
Hey Ho Ariel, Kate.
Jodie Foster.
George Clooney.
Stephen Hawking.
Gwynne Dyer.
It's a good term. I was relieved that it didn't take me long to think of a few.
mm - some people have nice clear-thinking brains, other of us have...mercury in pisces.
Hey, I need to borrow one of your labels. The Gawd-Awful one will do...
Here is my new term:
Procrasterbation: Being late because you were jerking off.
Crude but truthful.
Here is another:
Youniverse - The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.
P.S. I used the word "worshopping" twice in the last week.
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